1. [x] You like to be content in everything.
2. [x] When a person confesses his/her love to you and you don’t like him/her, you start feeling very tense and/or you don’t know what to say.
3. [ ] You enjoy listening to smooth and relaxing music.
4. [x] You are quite hyperactive.
5. [ ] If you don’t like something, you start crying and you don’t care if you start talking too loud.
6. [x] You love candies or any type of caramel.
7. [x] You like making others blush.
8. [x] You sleep with a doll/teddy bear/pillow in your hand. (Pillow)
9. [x] You’re usually shy with the opposite sex.
10. [ ] You like romantic, funny anime.
11. [ ] Between L or Light cosplay, you prefer L.
12. [x] You have listened to “an café."
13. [x] You like listening to it (the above band).
14. [ ] You have 1 or 2 song on your computer of “an café."
15. [x] You are innocent and a little clumsy.
16. [x] You smile at kitties.
17. [ ] You usually say "kawaii."
18. [x] You like plushies.
19. [ ] Between light blue and blue, you prefer light blue.
20. [ ] You hate Paris Hilton because she is an idiot. (No, because she's not. I've spoken to people that have worked really close with her, and she's actually very nice and easy to work with)
21. [x] You have been lost in a shopping center/parking/cinema.
22. [x] You have called wrong number twice or more.
23. [ ] You cried with Pocahontas's ending.
24. [x] You have used a very feminine dress or shirt.
25. [x] You call your pets with cute names.
26. [x] You believe that yaoi/yuri is the best.
27. [ ] You're easy to trick/convince.
28. [x] Some men scare you.
29. [x] You have seen Pucca and you like it.
30. [x] You have pink/red clothes or they are decorated with flowers.
31. [x] Sometimes you start looking at the clouds and you get lost in space.
32. [ ] You’ve said “Kyao” or something like that before.
33. [x] When a person of your same sex gets angry with you, you’re at the defensive.
34. [x] You like j-pop.
35. [x] You have cried for more than one movie/TV series.
36. [ ] You watched Gravitation, and you felt like Shuichi/you watched Strawberry Panic, and you felt like Nagisa.
37. [x] You smile for no reason.
38. [ ] You usually are very positive.
39. [ ] When there’s a rainbow, you run out to see it.
40. [ ] You usually don’t understand what your parents say

1. I will not poke Canada with spoons, nor will I insist that the prevalence of red in his flag indicates how much of a commie he really is.

2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not sneak up on England playing with his unicorns and talk about them as though I am Steve Irwin.

3. -Not even if I can convince Australia to do it with me.

4. "I've heard every possible joke about Wang's name" is not a challenge.

5. I will not insinuate the Arthur Kirkland is or ever was the fifth Beatle.

6. When I was told to attend meetings in a suit, they did not mean my birthday suit.

7. Tony is not an appropriate animal to bring on dog-walks with Germany.

8. I will stop referring to Russia's pipe as "the magic stick."

9. I will also stop referring to it as a "disco stick."

10. I am not allowed to say the word "stick" under any circumstances.

11. China does not eat dogs for every meal, and I should stop trying to save them by throwing out his lunches.

12. If someone falls asleep near me, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw my flag on their forehead.

13. Starting a betting pool on how long it'll take France to sleep with the newest EU member is a dirty and vile thing to do, not a clever moneymaking venture.

14. Ireland is not "after me Lucky Charms".

15. Neither is Scotland.

16. I will not refer to the Italy twins as "bookends".

17. I will not tie-dye Hana-tamago ever again.

18. Kumajiro either.

19. I will not use my hands as puppets and reenact scenes from the kink meme while their staring characters are trying to give a speech.

20. I will not shave France's beard when he's sleeping.

21. Or Turkey's.

22. I will not take my notes in red ink and claim it's blood.

23. I will not write off England's or Romano's behavior as "their time of the month."

24. I will not make major economic decisions with a magic 8 ball.

25. I am not allowed to tell Canada there is no Santa Clause.

26. No, Egypt does not want to "d-d-d-d-d-duel!"

27. Tony is not a dog or a koala.

28. -Nor is his name "Stitch."

29. I am not allowed to steal Egypt's jar, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.

30. I am not allowed to bring Ameriwhale to any meeting ever.

31. Putting a bell-collar on Russia to alert people of his whereabouts is actually a bad idea, however brilliant it seems at first.

32. Sitting next to Russia dressed as a Finnish soldier a-la early 1900's is in poor taste and not actually hilarious, however loudly he screams.

33. I will stop asking Estonia what the square root of -1 is.

34. Poland has never starred in a movie called "Mean Girls."

35. Even if everything Gilbert and Francis remember about their grandfather makes the guy sound more and more like Legolas, I am not allowed to refer to him as such.

36. I am not allowed to sneak into France's office... mostly because I will never enjoy what I see there.

37. I will not repeat everything the speaker says in girly falsetto voices.

38. When Canada can't be found for a meeting, I am not allowed to explain his absence with any passage from the song "But Then I Got High."

39. Asking Matt "How do you keep a socialist in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.

40. I will not offer to pose nude for Hungary.

41. Or Japan.

42. And especially not for England.

43. I will not insist on calling Matt my 'waifu,' no matter how many sandwiches he makes me.

44. It is a bad idea to tell Germany that he takes himself too seriously.

45. It is a bad idea to tell Prussia that he takes himself too seriously.

46. I am not allowed to photoshop incriminating pictures of couples and email them to Hungary, even if they would be adorable together.

47. I will not offer to prepare tandoori polar bear.

48. I will stop asking Denmark to bring me danishes at the next meeting.

49. I will not ask England to show me his "magic wand."

50. I will not ask Ukraine how to properly "strangle a chicken."
51. If England wanted to borrow my Twilight books, he would have said so by now.

52. I will not take out a life insurance policy on any of the Baltics.

53. England did not found the Kirkland paint, battery, or food companies.

54. I will not draw anything on anyone's foreheads, ever.

55. I will stop referring to Germany and Italy as "Laverne and Shirley."

56. I will not refer to China's office as "beyond the bamboo curtain."

57. The Nordics are not a coven of vampires, no matter how suspicious and pale they may seem.

58. Tying Romano up and telling him "Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition!" is not funny at all.

59. That girl with the ponytail in "A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte" is not France, and I shouldn't believe him when he tells me he posed for it.

60. I will not refer to China as King of the Prudes, even though he did outlaw porn.

61. I will not paint red and blue on Italy's white flag.

62. Japan does not own a tentacle monster.

63. I should stop referring to Ludwig's dogs as O-Ren, Vernita and Elle. His name is also not Bill.

64. Ludwig's last name is not 'Jingle-heimer-schmidt.'

65. I will STOP referring to China as a futanari.

66. I am not allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Russia.

67. -Or any other former soviet states.

68. I will not "borrow" a UN membership card for Sealand.

69. -Or Gilbert.

70. I am not a superhero, nor are boring lectures my arch nemesis.

71. Panties are not an acceptable form of international currency, even if everyone wants them.

72. I will not replace England's tea with hard liquor.

73. -Nor will I replace Russia's hard liquor with tea.

74. -It was not an honest mistake.

75. I will not offer to straighten the Italies' hairs.

76. I will not replace anyone's lotion with toothpaste.

77. I will NOT replace anyone's "lotion" with toothpaste.

78. I am no longer allowed in the bathroom while anyone else is in there.

79. Nor am I allowed to ever leave the bathroom without my person being searched.

80. I will not make sexual noises while my person is being searched.

81. The age of the empire has ended, and I will not hold cookie-sheets against my butt all day claiming to be afraid of being "conquered."

82. -No garbage can lids either.

83. -And that is NOT what conquered means.

84. It is generally accepted that whales and bears cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory, no matter how wicked the result would be.

85. I will not set up a camcorder in that broom closet down the hall from the meeting room. Yeah, that one.

86. Russian courage does not come in bottles labeled vodka, and I should not distribute them before meetings.

87. -Especially if I don't tell anyone what it is.

88. -Changing the label does not actually change anything.

89. I am not allowed to eat while I'm talking.

90. -Or while anyone else is talking.

91. -Even if I brought enough for everyone.

92. When trade agreements are being negotiated, I am not allowed to hover around singing "awkwaaaaaard~"

93. Crucifixes will not ward off Muslim nations, and I should not test that.

94. -I should also stop trying to sell them to Greece on those grounds.

95. I am not allowed to tell the press that any two nations have a "special relationship" and then giggle like a little girl about it.

96. "Beebidy boobidy boppidy" is not Italian. Not even if I have a mustache on.

97. France will not "on hon hon" for me, no matter how many times I ask him to.

98. The proper way to report to my boss is "You wanted to see me, sir?", not "I have it on good authority that you have no evidence."

99. I am not possessed by the ghost of Shakespeare.

100. Speaking in raunchy poetry is only funny if you ARE possessed by the ghost of Shakespeare.

101. When someone accuses me of not wearing any underwear, I should ignore them. Attempting to prove them wrong is indecent.

102. -Especially if I can't.

103. Whoopie cushions are NEVER funny.

104. England does not enjoy being called "Snookums".

105. -Nor does he respond favorably to "Arfie", "Iggy-Poo" or "Debbie".

106. England does not have relationships with magical creatures, and I should stop implying that he does.

107. Neither does Norway.

108. I am not authorized to sell incriminating pictures of the G8 to the press.

109. -Giving the same pictures out free of charge is also frowned upon.

110. Finland may be Santa, but he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially in June.

111. A pencil is for taking notes only; it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or drumming on desks, no matter how bored I become.

112. It is inappropriate to slip little hair combs into England's postbox.

113. I will not greet Ivan with "GRAHHH MOTHERLAAAND!"

114. I will not greet with Berwald with "bork bork hinger dinger."

115. I will not greet Greece with "What's up, pussycat?"

116. France's name is Francis, not "Pierre," "Jacques" or "Curly."

117. I will not refer to Spain, Prussia and France as Moe, Larry and Curly.

118. New UN members should not be encouraged to tell Russia they're looking for a long-term relationship.

119. Novelty or holiday-themed ties are not to be worn with my uniform.

120. There is no "open-mic night" meeting.

121. Trying to start a rap battle between speakers is frowned upon.

122. I am not allowed to make or own sock puppets of any form.

123. There is no 'bring a state to work' day.

124. There is no 'bring the states to work' day.

125. -And I should stop insisting there is.

126. I should not ask Russia how it feels to stand on the moon, and then laugh in his face when he can't answer.

127. I must not spread rumors that England is, was, or ever will be known in occult circles as "The Swan Princess."

128. -That fairytale isn't even British.

129. The fact that Hong Kong is short, brown-eyed, scruffy-haired and endowed with caterpillar eyebrows is no reason for me to insist that England pay China child support.

130. I will not refer to Finland as "m'wife."

131. -"M'waifu" is no more appropriate.

132. When fighting the Axis powers in the monthly battle of Good vs. Evil, I will not lift my soda skyward and shout, "There can be only ONE!"

133. I will not start an "Arthur Kirkland for Minister of Magic" campaign.

134. I am not to write the words "DRINK ME" on anything Russia brings to lunch.

135. -Nor on anything I find in France's possession.

136. Canada is not perpetually high, and it's not fair to dismiss all of his ideas on those grounds.

140. I will not start singing from "Phantom of the Opera" every time Turkey walks into a room.

141. I am not permitted to attempt to pull ANYTHING out of a hat.

142. I will stop referring to Switzerland and Liechtenstein as "those filthy neutrals."

143. When I vote, I am to sign my name "The United States of America," not "Jack Sparrow," "T.S.Elliot," "Junie B. Jones," "Ash Ketchum" or "North Korea."

144. Finland did not win the Winter War by means of any sexual favors to General Winter, and I should stop insinuating that he did.

145. I will not create a pin-up calendar of the former soviet states and title it "Ivan's Angles."

146. I will not give Russia an Alcoholics Anonymous flier for Christmas.

147. I will not refer to Greece as Catwoman, no matter how funny he would look in tight leather.

148. Nor am I allowed to say that Turkey wears that mask because his secret identity is Batman.

149. I am not allowed to eat lollipops within anyone's sight ever again.

150. -Popsicles either.

Why, hello there!

Wow, another journal....


Isn't it great?

Meh.

So, this journal is going to be about this past weekend, also known as Halloween.

First of all was Friday.


It was okay towards the beginning of the day.... We had planned a sleepover with my Romano and France, who were both coming down from pretty far.

Our friend from the Baskin Robbins had invited us to a party, and we were all psyched to go.

Then I remembered that I had rehearsals, so I was somewhat depressed because all of them would be going, and I wouldn't be able to.

But let me go in order.

I was woken up at twleve because my America/Belarus had called me to come walk with her. I got up, got her, and about thirty minutes after we arrived home, France showed up. She had been a bit lost, but that's no big deal. She got there.

My Romano was supposed to be at the mall by 4, but there was a big misunderstanding and we weren't there until 6.....


6 is when my rehearsals started.

We were also in cosplay. France was Inu Yasha (I hate that series with a vivid passion), America was Rin Kagamine, Romano was Sasuke.

I was Ichigo from Tokyo Mew Mew.

My rehearsals were for Repo! The Genetic Opera... a very gothis and black movie.

Ichigo is bright pink.

We got there around 7:45.... UBER late.

We got through rehearsals.... I was kind of annoyed because France, Romano, America, and Russia were all being somewhat loud... Not horribly loud, but... Still.

Afterwards, my Producer came to me and told me that my being late was a problem.

If I'm late one more time... they might replace me.

That ruined my night. Repo is my life right now, I can't imagine being replaced.... I'm SHILO WALLACE, for God's sake!

And it wasn't even my fault that I was late, but he didn't see that.


*sighs* Then, in the car, America started to get shit from her parents.... And this is after being stressed due to our fucking roommate.


He's so gross.... He doesn't clean up after himself, he makes the house stink, he's weird... and not in the good way....

And he's not even paying the full amount that he said he would!


We want him out. France should hopefully be able to move in somewhat soon... that will be fun. France, America, and Lithuania living in the same house?


xD

But then we had to go deal with America's family, and after we went to Denny's in which I had a rare panic attack.

I was so fucking humiliated.


Then came Saturday.


It started out a bit slow... Romano was having problems, and America was still dealing with her parents, and we were all a bit stressed.


We ended up being late to go trick-or-treating, so barely anyone was handing out candy... and Romano's back started hurting, my feet were killing me, and America had to get home.

There wasn't room in the car, though... so Russia had to leave Romano, France, and I with her friend from Art School while she took America and our friend from baskin Robbins home.

while we were somwhat stranded (not anyone's fault, though... so that wasn't the problem) I started to get depressed. I feel like a third wheel in my relationship... like Im a burden that's just basically tagging along for the ride.

Then, as we were walking to the Jack-in-the-Box to get out of the cold, some dumbass started snapping pictures of us from his car. That really creeped me out...


Then we went to Russia's house... she had seen that I was depressed and asked if she could make it better.

I told her I wanted yaoi pics, so that night was devoted to RussiaLiet yaoi cosplay, SasuNaru with Romano, and Kikyo/KaedeInuYasha with Russia and France.

I had fun.

Sunday sucked because France and Romano had to leave, so I was stuck at home in the apartment.

Though I did go to game, which was uber boring at first but then was fun. A Malkavian haunted a couple Brujah.... And nobody knew who did it.

Thing is? I'm a Malkavian as well.... One of the Brujah thinks I myself did it!

Then we went home, and I went to bed, and then I woke up, and then I filmed a random youtube video from the webcam with me as Lithuania introducing Axis Powers Cosplay, my cosplay group.

I was tired, so it sucked.

But speaking of youtube!

My Russia has her new videos up! You should watch them! I'm the Lithuania in the vids. ^///^




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And if you're interested, my boring video... I need help.



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Epic fail, I know!

OH.

MY.

GOD.




This weekend was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO awesome. It wasn't small at all... everything that happened was big BIG BIG!!!!!



So. For those of you that don't know, Thursday marked the first night of the Sacramento Horror Film Festival. Now, Thursday was pretty uneventful.... Well,

The Lobotronic show was actually really interesting! And Mr. Lobo was really nice.

Then came Friday.... Friday actually sucked pretty bad.

First, we went on the news Friday morning. We were basically ignored, and we weren't even asked about Repo, which we were hoping to promote.

First were the shorts.... Horror movies. Some were really good, but I'm horribly ADHD so I couldn't focus. Thursday was also the day where we screened This

movie created by Chris Jericho, a really REALLY famous wrestler. He even came to the show...


And that's why it sucked.


He showed up buzzed.... And didn't stop drinking. He had never even see his movie before the screening... his OWN movie. For the Q and A, he had already

drunk a bottle of Jack Daniels, and was carrying around a bottle of vodka on stage during the interview. He was wasted by the end of the night, and kept

insulting Mr. Lobo after every sentence.

And the most striking thing he did?

On stage, while drunk, he said, "Fuck Repo! The Genetic Opera! I'm so much better."

Now, again... for those of you that don't know, I am one of the leads in Amber's Sweets ([link]) shadow cast (a performance of a movie

on stage... much like the Rocky Horror Picture Show) of Repo! The Genetic Opera. The other lead, the man who plays my father, Nathan Wallace, (I play Shilo

Wallace) runs the Sac Horror Film Fest and paid Chris HJericho to come. Not only that, but Terrance Zdunich (The actual Graverobber and co-creator of Repo)

Darren Smith (the real Band Leader, and other co-creator) Alisa and Andreja (the two Henchgirls from the movie) were also special guests. They were not there

when Chris Jericho said "Fuck Repo"..... they were at a haunted house with a couple of the other's from the shadow cast. We were going to go, but we didn't

have money, and our producer couldn't go in. The others did not even wait for us.

Chris Jericho even winked at me... *shudders*

Also... the Zombie Beauty Contest was RIGGED. Chris Jericho and three of the Suicide Girls were the judges. Three of us zombies had high marks, but were

booted off stage for not having high enough marks... despite the fact that several of the actual winners had lower marks than us. Turns out we were booted

off for not showing enough skin. The two runner ups had so much skin showing, and the winnder, despite having showed no skin and didn't even have on zombie

make-up, was FRIENDS with the suicide girls.

I hate the Suicide Girls, by the way.... due to the way they are. I was going to be one, but quickly decided it wasn't worth it. They're HORRIBLE to their

girls.


Anyway....

SATURDAY.

Saturday was the best night of my life.

I met Terrance, Darren, Alisa, and Andreja... they're BIG celebrities to Repo fans. Terrance was cool, he gave me a hug... then KISSEd my forehead. Like,

zomg. I was not expecting that. (I was dressed as Shilo, though. xD)

Alisa, though.... I was most STOKED about meeting Terrance, but I left the most HAPPY about meeting her. She was so nice, and so real.... She actually

started conversations with US, instead of the other way around.


Then, during the screening of Repo, we did our first live performance of Zydrate Anatomy. We ROCKED.

Now.... this should tell you something about the fans of Chris Jericho versus the fans of Repo.

On Friday, the audience was only half-filled. People kept leaving during Chris's presentation, they were booing him, making fun of him.... he lost a lot of

fans.


But on Saturday? The audience was FILLED, fans were screaming, cheering.... and none of them were even expecting us to come out onstage during the moive. But

when we did.... they screams and cheers were ringing through the entire theatre.

And when Terrance and Darren came out before the movie, the fans went wild.

AND.


There's a scene in the movie where Darren is jumping around as Band Leader, and people were dancing... he came to us and said, "If you let me be your Band Leader, can we go on stage for "We Started This Opera Shit"?

We.

Danced.

On.

Stage.

To.

"We Started This Opera Shit"

With.

Darren.

Smith.

The actual Band Leader, and co-creator of Repo.

What other shadow cast can boast to that?

And, and Darren even said that we were the only shadow cast he had seen with choreography.... he might even come to our performance!

So might Terrance!

And Terrance even told me that on stage, it was like I transformed into Shilo... he wasn't expecting it.


And our Luigi was told he was a natural. ^^

Oh! And during the Q and A, my ex, Tristan (he plays Pavi Largo in the cast) got upstage and acted in character..... and Terrance was BUSTING out laughing at him. It was amazing... we all feel awesome.


Ohmagod.


And then on Sunday, we got to hold a long conversation with Darren and Alisa.

Also! The creator of Methodic was there.... he was so fun! He was drawing funny pictures the entire time... though some of them were a bit in bad taste.

But he was uber cool to talk to. ^^ He came all the way from Jersey. I hope to see him again.


I don't think this week could have been better. ^^ <3



Well, actually.... it could have. Chris Jericho could have been present on Friday to see how much more people loved Repo than his sorry ass.



Oh! To any of you that live in the Sacramento area, or can get to the Sacramento area on December 12th, you should cpme see our performance. ^^


And... I'm out. Peace! ^^

As much as I hate the show, I now have a theory that Tobi from Naruto is actually Russia in disguise. My reasons?


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Enough said.